Masturbation survey

Are you male or female? male
Age? 45
At what age did you start masturbating? 12 or 13
How many times a week do you masturbate? once or twice
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? once

Where do you masturbate:

In bed? yes
In the shower? yes
In the bath? yes
Outdoors? no
At work? yes
Every room in the house? no
In a car while traveling along the interstate? no

What do you fantasize about when you play:

A significant other? no
A friend? yes
A friend's spouse? no
A stranger? yes
A co-worker? yes
A member of the same sex? no
A member of the opposite sex? yes
A past lover? yes

What position do you play in:

On your back? yes
Standing? sometimes
Kneeling? no
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? no

How do you play:

With left hand? yes
With right hand? yes
With a toy? no
With water from bath? no
Written erotica? no
Pictures? sometimes
Movie clips online? yes mainly
Videos? who needs them when you have internet
Something on TV? no

What is your favorite porn:

Straight sex between man and woman? yes
Gay or lesbian sex? yes
Group sex or orgies? yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? yes
Cumshots? yes
Age play? yes
S&M? yes
Role playing? yes
Kinky? yes

Have you ever masturbated to:

Email messages? no
A chat room dialogue? no
Exchanged stories or pictures? no

Have you ever:

Been caught masturbating? yes once
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes
Masturbated for the same sex? no
Masturbated in a group? no
Masturbated for a photo? yes
Masturbated for a webcam? yes
Masturbated for a video? yes

Do you ever:

Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? no
Insert something or play with your ass? sometimes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? no
Use pain as a method of playing? no

For men and women:

Do you taste your cum? no
When was the last time you masturbated? last night
Are you wet or hard now? yes rock hard
Are you going to masturbate now? that will be telling
Are you a masturbation addict? not really i prefer someone else wanking me
What is the most you have played in one day? twice