Simple Stuff to Make Better Porn

LIGHTING: Trust me, I know how damn difficult it is to set up a camera and get everything ready and actually FILM a private fuck and suck session. But it seems like professionals should know to have lighting, and that includes fill lighting.

CUM TARGET: It really pisses me off to see so many beautiful loads going on the floor, on her body, hair, in her eyes, etc. SHOOT IT IN HER FUCKING MOUTH DUMBASS!! We want to see every drop go right into the pie hole of the good wives.

FILLER: I understand that a cumshot is only a few seconds, but still we don't need a half hour of filler to get to that point. We've seen LOTS of fucking and sucking; what we really are interested in is the cumshot. Yeah, call us shallow, but edit your video.

LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION: Be cognizant of where the camera is! Don't put your head in the way; we want to see the contact of skin.

NO CUM DODGERS!! If you're going to be in a porn flick, then don't act like cum is kryptonite, even if you have to fake it, don't show revulsion or you ruin the shot.

THE RING: If you're a married bitch, fucking a BBC, then show the fucking ring!! Don't be shy; show the damn ring.