What's with that one girl who has to cawkbloc
I was at my favorite bar awhile back and I played Steely Dan on the box. This girl next to me asked if I played it cause she loved Steely Dan. We started talking and it was pretty obvious she was into me. Two problems tho.
First ... she was pretty buzzed. Borderline drunk.
Second, and probably the more pressing issue, she was there on a date with some dude. Lol
I didn't flirt. I didn't know the dude but I didn't wanna be a dick. However the second he went to the bathroom she pulled out her phone and said we should exchange numbers. I gave her my name and number and the dude came out before she gave me hers. No prob tho. I figured she'd call and I'm a regular at that bar. So the night ends and I'm back there a week or two later. She never called but she come to the bar that night with a girl friend of hers who also bartender there. I knew the friend her name was Val and she was a loud, fat, bitchy, south Philly girl, but we were cool.
Abyway, I'm talking to the redhead and she was talking about how she felt stupid cause she was drunk last time but it was cool. She wasn't sloppy or nothing. Anyway, it's a hard drinking bar and she was pretty buzzed again as we drank and talked. She told me the dude wasn't her boyfriend but they dated for like a month. She wasnt really into him tho because he did things like cleaned her house or washed her dishes without asking or being asked too. She wasn't sure why but that turned her off. I never forgot that, lol. Women ? ya'll are tough to figure out. Funny part was she didn't want a relationship anyway because her last boyfriend of 5 years got addicted to oxycotton and had sold all her furniture. ??
Anyway at the end of the night she asks me if I wanna come back to her apartment. Before I could even answer the cawkblock chimes in "WTF REDHEAD. YOU CANT GO HOME WITH HIM. YOU JUST MET HIM. WHAT??? SO WHAT YOU TALKED LAST WEEK. YOU CANT GO HOME WITH HIM. LET ME ASK YOU THIS. WHATS HIS NAME?"
Lmao. She looked at me and I realized she was drunk last time and this time I just hadn't mentioned my name. She looked in her phone and my name was there. Spelled BILDY tho .... cause she was drunk.
So I figure it's all over when my man Larry the bartender AND owner steps in and says "YO VAL. TAKE IT EASY. IVE KNOW BILLY FOR YEARS AND HES THE MAN. NO PROB AT ALL IF THEY WANNA GO HOME TOGETHER " And when my man Larry speaks , everyone, even fat Val listens. So she changed her tune quick and me and redhead had a few fun nights together while Cawkblock went home alone and miserable.
First ... she was pretty buzzed. Borderline drunk.
Second, and probably the more pressing issue, she was there on a date with some dude. Lol
I didn't flirt. I didn't know the dude but I didn't wanna be a dick. However the second he went to the bathroom she pulled out her phone and said we should exchange numbers. I gave her my name and number and the dude came out before she gave me hers. No prob tho. I figured she'd call and I'm a regular at that bar. So the night ends and I'm back there a week or two later. She never called but she come to the bar that night with a girl friend of hers who also bartender there. I knew the friend her name was Val and she was a loud, fat, bitchy, south Philly girl, but we were cool.
Abyway, I'm talking to the redhead and she was talking about how she felt stupid cause she was drunk last time but it was cool. She wasn't sloppy or nothing. Anyway, it's a hard drinking bar and she was pretty buzzed again as we drank and talked. She told me the dude wasn't her boyfriend but they dated for like a month. She wasnt really into him tho because he did things like cleaned her house or washed her dishes without asking or being asked too. She wasn't sure why but that turned her off. I never forgot that, lol. Women ? ya'll are tough to figure out. Funny part was she didn't want a relationship anyway because her last boyfriend of 5 years got addicted to oxycotton and had sold all her furniture. ??
Anyway at the end of the night she asks me if I wanna come back to her apartment. Before I could even answer the cawkblock chimes in "WTF REDHEAD. YOU CANT GO HOME WITH HIM. YOU JUST MET HIM. WHAT??? SO WHAT YOU TALKED LAST WEEK. YOU CANT GO HOME WITH HIM. LET ME ASK YOU THIS. WHATS HIS NAME?"
Lmao. She looked at me and I realized she was drunk last time and this time I just hadn't mentioned my name. She looked in her phone and my name was there. Spelled BILDY tho .... cause she was drunk.
So I figure it's all over when my man Larry the bartender AND owner steps in and says "YO VAL. TAKE IT EASY. IVE KNOW BILLY FOR YEARS AND HES THE MAN. NO PROB AT ALL IF THEY WANNA GO HOME TOGETHER " And when my man Larry speaks , everyone, even fat Val listens. So she changed her tune quick and me and redhead had a few fun nights together while Cawkblock went home alone and miserable.
3 years ago
