Reinventing the wheel

So I'm sure we all have heard alot of terms for the world's oldest profession. Well I have to applaud a member that truly is creative and was able to gain a more mainstream professional perspective by thinking outside the box. I thought awhile about this and have a hard time seeing how this descriptive could change the landscape if not the legality of it.
"Currently employed as a girlfriend experience provider" WTF...sounds like blue cross might cover my visits