Hotel Room ;)

So last night i slept in hotel because i was too drunk to drive home after a party. I was really drunk and when i got into the room i just fell on the bed and slept till the morning. I woke up 15 hours later to strange feeling. Everything was wet a weird. I got up and found out i pissed the bed several times while i slept. There was a pool of piss of on the floor next to and under the bed a my clothes were soaked. My t-shirt, bra, jeans, socks and my Vans shoes. I was hungover as fuck so i didn't really care. I went to the bath room and found out i had piss on my face and hair somehow and it ruined my makeup. So i quickly grabbed my bag which was the only thing i had that wasn't totally soaked in piss and left the room like that with piss everywhere. I had to walk to my car looking like that my Vans squeaking full of piss. I parked like 20 blocks away and all the way people were giving me these weird looks. I finally got to my car and drove home. When i got there i went inside and ran upstiars to the bathroom. I got my t-shirt and bra off and threw them on the ground. Then i got my shoes off and the piss just dripped out of them. I sqeueezed my socks dry and then threw my jeans off and got a shower. I went to sleep for about an hour and woke and said to myself that was really hot actually and that i want to share it on here. So that's what happened in my hotel room last night.