Funny Story

Funny story.

I ordered a fancy masturbator online and received it earlier today.
Was so excited I ripped it straight out of the box and put it on charge.
Fully charged I took it to the shower, lubed up my hard cock and tried
putting it in.
No luck wouldn’t fit, determined to use it I lubed up some more and with
a bit of force ( not enough to break my new toy or my cock ) I finally managed
to get it in.
Still no luck ? once in I found out the head of my cock had too much girth
for the motor to be able to rotate.

So angry and frustrated I went to the site and wrote a review, went kind of like this.
”Great product if you have a small penis, only time I’ve been envious of men
with small penises. Worked really well on my finger so if you have a small penis
i highly recommend this product for you.”
Signed out with “this is not a joke”.

OK, now the funny bit? I was so frustrated at the time that I didn’t realise
that I had posted my review on the product I had bough for my wife.

A nine inch suction cup rubber dildo….