So you wanna be a sissy cock-sucker?
Giving head in porn is different than real life. What looks good and what feels good are two different things...
1.) Focus on keeping the lips past the teeth. you don't want to wrap your lips over/under the edge of your teeth to completely shield them; you want to purse your lips towards your man, but also make sure they're enclosed enough so that no part of the cock can touch the teeth.
2.) Try to push out your tongue, making sure it is between the cock and the lower lip as much as possible. This makes Rule 1. more difficult but is still very important; also, try to swirl the tongue in and out and left to right as much as possible--not as important, but adds another dimension to his feeling.
3.) Let the saliva flow; don't spit on it; don't swallow it on purpose; just let it flow as much as it wants to, wherever it wants to. If snot or tears start to flow, just let it happen.
4) Try to go as deep as possible at all times while still paying attention to 1., 2. and 3.; straightening your neck can help on cocks 9"+; you will gag and even dry heave or have esophageal spasms on most cocks at first, but whenever any of those three things happen, try to swallow while they are happening, and the reaction will lessen immediately. If trained for a while, which I am not, I am told they go away.
5.) No hands. Squeeze or cup or pull on the balls if he wants but never put hand on shaft or base, that's for amateurs and women. If he's older, drunk or stoned he may have to hold his own base to keep a hard erection, but that's not your problem. Legs, cheeks, fingering the ass, pinching the nipples, or just tied behind your back are all acceptable hand positions.
6.) Start off slow and go a little faster as time goes by without ever giving up; always obeying first five rules, especially Rule 4.; NEVER rush him or talk about his act of cumming while giving a blowjob (see Rule 9); some will take 20 seconds and some will take 75 - 90 minutes, and anything in between; there is no good reason to stop unless you feel like you're going to get lock-jaw. If you wanted to fuck him or masturbate him, you should not have started the blowjob!!! There are other forms of foreplay for fucking and jerking off that all would have been acceptable--blowjob on a man is not acceptable foreplay--ever--teasing the shaft with your mouth, kissing it, mashing your face into his underwear, sucking balls, rimming, giving a hickey on the taint, moaning/breathing on it--these are fun alternatives to a blowjob--once you start a blowjob, you must finish; see Rule 10., and then go to Rule 7.
7.) If you are both right-side-up, mash your tongue into his g-spot periodically; in case you are female or dumb, it's a 1/4" bulbous / meaty-knob under the head, on the shaft (it's not the head, the head is like a clit); if you are upside down, as in 69 position or letting your head hang off the edge of the bed or bending over the whole back of the couch while he's watching tv, occasionally mash that meaty central part of your upper lip into it instead of your tongue. If you are sideways to him because you are in the front seats of a car or on a couch or something, stop what you're doing and never give anyone a blowjob againâyouâre net getting itâif you give him a blowjob while heâs in a driverâs seat, his orgasm will be sub-par and he wonât become addicted to your mouth. (Maybe if his cock is really bent / twisted towards you, that might be an exception.)
8.) Practice breathing through your nose--for fucks sake people--this goes for all of life, not just blowjobs. I know it doesn't seem like it, but a couple snorkeling lessons might help here. If this is still a problem for you, 7"+ cocks are not for you! And us average guys need blowjobs too--blow us than if you're a mouth-breather! (We also get hard faster, we have higher credit scores, less likely to hit you, sleep around, average cocks won't hurt your pussy or your ass, higher paying salaries, we do household chores once in a while, etc.)
9.) Glance at the balls occasionally to see if they ever tighten up... actually, lemme back up a little--Adendum to Rules 1. and 4.: tell him there's no need for a warning before he orgasms. (And if ever tries to intimidate you by saying something like "it's difficult for me to cum from just a blowjob" or "it takes me a long time" or even "If the person is not really good at blowjobs, I usually just like fucking better," etc., than you know you've got him! He's never come across you before--you are almost a master cock-sucker now, heâs moments away from a new addictionâyou!
10.) Swallow! If you hate the taste, try eating your own for two weeks. A full 14 days--absolutely no cumming allowed mister unless you slurp it all down! You'll get used to it because it's actually a free d**g. In the US you normally need a prescription for that much testosterone. If you're a real "lady" and refuse to swallow, just send your man over here.
1.) Focus on keeping the lips past the teeth. you don't want to wrap your lips over/under the edge of your teeth to completely shield them; you want to purse your lips towards your man, but also make sure they're enclosed enough so that no part of the cock can touch the teeth.
2.) Try to push out your tongue, making sure it is between the cock and the lower lip as much as possible. This makes Rule 1. more difficult but is still very important; also, try to swirl the tongue in and out and left to right as much as possible--not as important, but adds another dimension to his feeling.
3.) Let the saliva flow; don't spit on it; don't swallow it on purpose; just let it flow as much as it wants to, wherever it wants to. If snot or tears start to flow, just let it happen.
4) Try to go as deep as possible at all times while still paying attention to 1., 2. and 3.; straightening your neck can help on cocks 9"+; you will gag and even dry heave or have esophageal spasms on most cocks at first, but whenever any of those three things happen, try to swallow while they are happening, and the reaction will lessen immediately. If trained for a while, which I am not, I am told they go away.
5.) No hands. Squeeze or cup or pull on the balls if he wants but never put hand on shaft or base, that's for amateurs and women. If he's older, drunk or stoned he may have to hold his own base to keep a hard erection, but that's not your problem. Legs, cheeks, fingering the ass, pinching the nipples, or just tied behind your back are all acceptable hand positions.
6.) Start off slow and go a little faster as time goes by without ever giving up; always obeying first five rules, especially Rule 4.; NEVER rush him or talk about his act of cumming while giving a blowjob (see Rule 9); some will take 20 seconds and some will take 75 - 90 minutes, and anything in between; there is no good reason to stop unless you feel like you're going to get lock-jaw. If you wanted to fuck him or masturbate him, you should not have started the blowjob!!! There are other forms of foreplay for fucking and jerking off that all would have been acceptable--blowjob on a man is not acceptable foreplay--ever--teasing the shaft with your mouth, kissing it, mashing your face into his underwear, sucking balls, rimming, giving a hickey on the taint, moaning/breathing on it--these are fun alternatives to a blowjob--once you start a blowjob, you must finish; see Rule 10., and then go to Rule 7.
7.) If you are both right-side-up, mash your tongue into his g-spot periodically; in case you are female or dumb, it's a 1/4" bulbous / meaty-knob under the head, on the shaft (it's not the head, the head is like a clit); if you are upside down, as in 69 position or letting your head hang off the edge of the bed or bending over the whole back of the couch while he's watching tv, occasionally mash that meaty central part of your upper lip into it instead of your tongue. If you are sideways to him because you are in the front seats of a car or on a couch or something, stop what you're doing and never give anyone a blowjob againâyouâre net getting itâif you give him a blowjob while heâs in a driverâs seat, his orgasm will be sub-par and he wonât become addicted to your mouth. (Maybe if his cock is really bent / twisted towards you, that might be an exception.)
8.) Practice breathing through your nose--for fucks sake people--this goes for all of life, not just blowjobs. I know it doesn't seem like it, but a couple snorkeling lessons might help here. If this is still a problem for you, 7"+ cocks are not for you! And us average guys need blowjobs too--blow us than if you're a mouth-breather! (We also get hard faster, we have higher credit scores, less likely to hit you, sleep around, average cocks won't hurt your pussy or your ass, higher paying salaries, we do household chores once in a while, etc.)
9.) Glance at the balls occasionally to see if they ever tighten up... actually, lemme back up a little--Adendum to Rules 1. and 4.: tell him there's no need for a warning before he orgasms. (And if ever tries to intimidate you by saying something like "it's difficult for me to cum from just a blowjob" or "it takes me a long time" or even "If the person is not really good at blowjobs, I usually just like fucking better," etc., than you know you've got him! He's never come across you before--you are almost a master cock-sucker now, heâs moments away from a new addictionâyou!
10.) Swallow! If you hate the taste, try eating your own for two weeks. A full 14 days--absolutely no cumming allowed mister unless you slurp it all down! You'll get used to it because it's actually a free d**g. In the US you normally need a prescription for that much testosterone. If you're a real "lady" and refuse to swallow, just send your man over here.
3 years ago