That's Not My Cock

So, I woke up this morning and realized that I had a cock in my hand, a HARD cock. Still groggy, I naturally assumed it was my cock. I mean, it's not the first time that I woke up jacking off. Natural Instinct kicked in and I started rubbing the head and stroking the shaft. Rather quickly, my senses came flooding back, I realized that I was working the hell out of this cock, the only sensation of feeling that I had was in my hand. My cock, however, was in a c***. Then I thought about where my hand and arm were situated. Nowhere near the right angle. Dammit, I've got a strange xock in my grip.. and I'm still stroking that motherfucker non-stop.. I was uncertainty relieved when I realized it was my girlfriends dildo. I think it likes me more than it does her