Gimmie five (It's a hand job.)

Ok... no shit... there I was... right in the middle of fucking this chic. No dude, I mean for real. Not just fucking, but had been fucking... like two or three times. Dude we had dated for a while before we slept together... No... You'll get it in a minute... She ran a fucking marathon and I was there... but I didn't notice it... Not then. Not until later... after we dated a while. This was a relationship. It was not some chic I was fucking... but I still had not noticed... It was not until we were fucking. We had actually had sex on a guy's boat before. She was in a bikini and a fucking Yankees cap. Go Sox. Bitches. But yeah... not then. Not until after... back at her place... was when it happened... when I noticed... I fucked it all up because of how poorly I handled it all. No joke... dude I streight up fucked that shit up. No dog. I was fucking her... and I saw... she... she only had one hand. Dude. We were fucking and I freaked the fuck out because that bitch only had one fucking hand. I thought I had cut it off. It freaked me out. No... Dude. You don't know I thought that bitche's hand got cut off. I had fucked her before and I could have sworn that bitch had two hands. I fucked her in a bikini. Bitch had two hands. Maybe she just looked that good in that bikini I never noticed bitch ain't got no hand. Dude i was maybe a little high... but no... that bitch had two hands before and then I swear to God it came off when I fucked her again. No. She is an athlete and she only has one hand. She looks like a goddess in a bikini. i never noticed she only had one hand. I freaked the fuck out. I thought I was in the bed with the guy in the Godfather and the horse head. I was looking for blood and I freaked out. It turns out that girls don't like being compaired to dead horses.Dude... no for real... no look... I thought the bitch's hand got cut off. I had never even noticed that all of her athletic awards were for the special. Dude I just saw an athletic girl who I wanted to fuck. Then... bitch's hand fell off. Well.... I THOUGHT IT FELL OFF!!! Dude how would you feel if a athletic bikini bitch is fucking you and deep into the relationship you come to the realiziation that this bitch ain't got but one hand.. right in the middle of fucking a nut... you see that at the end of one of her arms there is no hand. I handled it poorly. I write creampie porn for fun... I am a twisted guy, yea but this... It ended the relationship. Sadly. No joke. That was years ago... but the bitch didn't grow a hand. So If you see a athletic woman and bitch aint got no hand... well ... then you might know something. That's all I got to say.