Leftovers

My mom is such a pervert and a nasty slut! She called today and said she was bringing leftovers over for me. When she showed up all she had on was a white bustier and heels with a raincoat over it. She took the raincoat off and hung it up. I said "Mom what are you doing?" She said; "I brought you leftovers, your dad went hunting for the weekend and I was left over so I decided to come spend the weekend with you. I am going to stay naked all weekend and be your slave. You get to do anything you want with me." I said: "What I want is for you to go home and let me play my video game." She said "well that is too bad mister! You play that game too much! Your mommy needs some attention and you are going to give it to me!" I said "MOM!" She the continued: "And that is not all. My girl friend Mary Beth is coming over too and party with us." I said: "Oh No! Mom that is too weird. Not Mrs. Kowalski. She was my den mother in cub scouts." She came back: "Well you better get used to it. She is going to show you some things to do with Popsicle sticks she didn't teach you in cub scouts." She continued: "You are amazing you are cool with pissing on your mom while she sucks your cock. But, it's suddenly "weird" watching you mom eat your den mothers pussy." "You should be grateful you are so fucking cute and have a cock like a donkey in a border whorehouse! Or women would never put up with your shit." The really strange thing is my mom was so straight until I turned 18. She was like this perfect church mom, PTA mom and school volunteer. I don't think even Dad knows what a freak he is married too. She is a certifiable nympho. And so are most the other moms of the guys I grew up with. It's weird! Plus you would think chicks your age would instinctively stay away from a dude who is always fucking his mom in the ass and stuff. But, it is just the opposite. They all are always hanging around our house telling me how lucky I am to have such a cool mom. Mom even told me 'two more and I will have gotten every girl cheerleader at your school off with my tongue." I said: "MOM stop telling me that stuff! You know I don't want to know about all that weird lesbo stuff you do with girls at my school. I suppose you fucked Ms. Elder the Girls Basket Ball coach who never wears a bra too." She said: "of course not! Everyone knows Ms Elder is secretly living with Ms. Wang the girls’ volleyball coach." Then she smiled that nasty mischievous smile of hers. But, I am going to Chicago to tour the museums with both of them over Christmas break. They asked me to make the arraignments so I booked one room and one king-size/non smoking at the Drake. That bed will no longer be non smoking after my first night with them. :)