Haven't You Noticed?

Breakfast. Eggs, bacon and toast.
"Yes, hon. Thanks"
"Coffee?"
"Sure."
She laughed. "You like my coffee."
"I feel strange", I said. "Like there is something wrong."
"Like in what way?"
"Like I don't know."
"Well, that's not very descriptive. How about my nipples getting more sensitive? And maybe my breasts are growing and my hips are wider? And I can't fit into my jeans anymore? How about that, honey? More descriptive? How about I haven't had to shave in three weeks and my dick is shriveling up into nothing. A nice, limp little clit, but that's all you get."
"You're shrinking my dick?"
She laughed and said "Your voice just pitched higher. Oh, and just look at it! Trying to get hard, but it is so tiny now. No bigger than my thumb! How cute. You can wear my panties. We'll be the best girlfriends ever."