The most unprofessional shit ever

let's face it, most of us like toys. we start with it as soon as we are a view months old and as we get older our taste in toys grows too.

So it's no surprise that as we become sexually active adults, we like to play with sex toys, A while back I ordered
a double headed dildo off of Aliexpress from seller "Gspot Vibrator Store".

you would think a company that sell sex toys would know what the term 'descreet' means, right?
Unfortunatly, these dumb cunts DIDN'T!

so today my mother came over and when I was quickly throwing my laundry from the washing machine:into
the dryer, there was a knock on the door. Seeing how I had my hands full my mother opended the door.

turns out it was the postman with my package, he looked at my mother with a embarrassed look in his face and handed the package over to her, she thanked him and closed the door. I was just about to come down the stairs when I saw my mother look at the package with a bright red face, she noticed me, dropped the package, grabbed her bag and coat and left without saying a single word.

I grabbed the package of the floor and looked at the package label....there with big ass fucking letters under 'description of contents' it said: DOUBLE PENIS.

I wish I died of a fucking stroke at that moment, I felt embarrassed and angry at the same time.
I emmediatly looked up the contact information of the seller and told the company what happened and how unprofessional I thought this was that they didn't put down anything that wasn't so none descreet as this.

They Haven't answered yet, but now I have to deal with the fact that my mother now knows
what kind of freak nasty shit I get up to when i'm feeling horny.