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Missiles in Syria! Obamacare Repeal! The Nuclear Option! Omarosa’s Wedding! When did news of the Trump Administration get so stressful?

We here at xHamster long for the days when Trump was a staple of newspaper entertainment sections, and when the ‘pussyhat’ still meant merkin. We know we’re in a brave new world, however, and we’re here to give you relief — and hopefully bring down your bl0od pressure.

Below are five scenarios we’ve come up with for our first very bigly Trump Porn Parody starring internet sensation, John Brutal. He’s aching to try out his Trump impersonation naked, and we’ … Read more

Missiles in Syria! Obamacare Repeal! The Nuclear Option! Omarosa’s Wedding! When did news of the Trump Administration get so stressful?

We here at xHamster long for the days when Trump was a staple of newspaper entertainment sections, and when the ‘pussyhat’ still meant merkin. We know we’re in a brave new world, however, and we’re here to give you relief — and hopefully bring down your bl0od pressure.

Below are five scenarios we’ve come up with for our first very bigly Trump Porn Parody starring internet sensation, John Brutal. He’s aching to try out his Trump impersonation naked, and we’ … Read more

After huge demand, we are back with our exclusive xHamster beer.

It is available here. xHamster beer consists of five different malt varieties, two hop varieties, organic honey, and the finest spices and yeast flow into the beer. Very full-bodied, slightly sweet and yet spicy, it has unique and rich taste giving an aromatic satisfaction after the first sip.

Take a dive into xHamster tripel beer and give us your feedback!
Order now to get this beer fast! … Read more

Unable to independently confirm the identity of the woman in the alleged video, xHamster team is releasing the video and calling on forensic scientists to help evaluate the identity of the woman.
The video is available via a secure third-party link.

“While the woman in the video bears a striking resemblance to Melania, we do not believe we could commercially distribute the video. However, we are prepared to offer Mrs. Trump a contract for $148 million dollars, to help off-set costs of security for Trump Tower. We understand that she just adores a penthouse view, but we need to fund the NEA.” … Read more

Before 12th April Hamster Day, enter the prize and win 1000USD for the cutest hamster selfie!

1. Take a picture of your hamster in or out of costume
2. Upload the picture to social networks with hashtags #xhamsterselfie #xhamster untill 12 of April
3. Win 1000USD for the cutest hamster selfie

UPDATE
We proudly announce the winner of our Hamster Contest!
Congratulations, you have won 1k, you earned it!

People and media claimed this was an april fool prank, it wasn't, we condiment this blog post as to help our audience and supporters. Big congrats to the one and only mrs. Rudovik from Boston, … Read more

xHamster confirms it is in possession of a video allegedly of First Lady Melania Trump.
The decades-old video is low resolution, and is shot an upscale New York apartment. A man who is not Mr. Trump appears with the woman in part of the video.  

Alex Hawkins, spokesperson of xHamster said that as with a purported photoshoot of then Melania Knauss in the 1990s, the resemblance to Mrs. Trump is striking.

“We were connected to the video by a third-party who noted the resemblance and identifying details similar to those of the former Ms. Knauss. Given the rights issues, and possible ramificatio … Read more

We received word (via Breitbart) that Jenna Jameson, the adult performer turned alt-right MILF icon has declined to appear as herself in our upcoming Trump parody film, Drain My Swamp (“Sad ploy! ... Crap film” — Jenna Jameson).

But her loss is your gain! We’re looking for that two-of-a-kind performer who can play an aging former starlet.

We’re looking for:

Large, fake boobs
Blonde, over-processed hair
Twitter account
Racist fanbase

You need not actually be an anti-Muslim extremist, but you may be asked to play one on TV. Or, in this case, the internet. 

To audition, please submit photos … Read more

Fans of leading tube site xHamster have elected an amateur performer known only John Brutal to star as President Donald Trump in the company’s upcoming hardcore parody series. The would-be Trump’s first scene, Drain My Swamp, will be shot as the site has finalized supporting roles including Kellyanne Conway and Betsy DeVos.



“For a role this important, we couldn’t choose an establishment porn star,” says Alex Hawkins, Vice President of xHamster. “Brutal has it all: small hands, bad hair, and absolutely no experience. We’ll be flying him out to Los Angeles for his initial shoot in the next mo … Read more

Say no more! xHamster and WhizWorx has teamed up to produce a solution to a man`s masturbation mess problem.

Meet fifi, a new sex toy brought for your pleasure! This new edition has been tested by the most active xHamster users, so that you could trust the choice.

xHamster fifi toy is a discreet, no-mess cleanup masturbator for men. Unlike other male sex toys on the market, it has disposable, one-time use sleeves to get rid of after use.



“We are excited to create fifi, the unique premium device”, said Alex Hawkins, xHamster spokesman. "It is ribbed, luxury-looking and very stylish. Bring … Read more

Black History Month, also known as African-American History Month in America, is an annual observance in the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom for remembrance of important people and events in the history of the African diaspora.

In respect to this month, we have prepared a statistical information about the Ebony category on our website.

As Dr. Mae Jemison quoted, “Never be limited by other people’s limited imaginations.”



“The destiny of world civilization depends upon providing a decent standard of living for all mankind. I feel that as the world becomes more and more multic … Read more

Dear xHamster f@mily,

Below you will find the selected post submissions.
Their fate belongs to you.
Choose the lucky individual to become xHamster`s official Trump for the duration of the Presidency.

Vote for the lucky one!

In polls we trust!
xHamster Team … Read more

In Wake of Anti-Sex Ed Vote, xHamster Reroutes All Utah Traffic to Sex Ed Site The Box.

Today, the Utah legislature voted against comprehensive sex ed in schools in favor of abstinence education. Ironically, over the past few years, politicians in the state have also waged a war on porn, worried that it provides inauthentic views of sexuality.

We’ve come up with a solution that we will hopefully satisfy them on both fronts. Beginning immediately, we’re rerouting all xHamster traffic from Utah to our comprehensive sex ed series, The Box. We’ve been working on The Box since last year, produci … Read more

This year, we are bringing to our fans a little love treat. Blair Williams, the ambassador of xHamster, is giving out some of her specialty!
Spend a magical time on Valentine’s day with Blair streaming for you!



You can get:

- a chance to experience a 20-min private session with Blair on xhamsterlive (for male users)
- one of Blair`s favorite lingerie pieces shipped to you directly
- 20-min private session of sexual education with Blair (how to give a perfect blowjob or how to masturbate and get the full orgasm experience (for female users)

Rules are simple:


1.Subscribe to our social m … Read more

Hamsters, this is a worldwide calling!

On daily basis, there is what we like to call a new world order. Someone has deleted all the LGBT files that have been saved at the White House website.

From where xHamster stands, we will always fight for the LGBT rights, freedom and equity. Never give up! Whenever there is a will, there is a way!

This blog post is dedicated for the love and protection of LGBT rights, so here we are sharing all the deleted files you might miss! … Read more

Limassol, Cyprus — On January 24, all major browsers will begin alerting visitors to insecure sites. Adult site xHamster has become one of the most secure adult sites in the world, and the only one of the largest tube sites to have move all traffic to the HTTPS protocol, according to a recent presentation by the Center for Democracy and Technology at the Xbiz Conference in Los Angeles.

The new HTTPS protocols work to prevent third parties from accessing passwords, usernames, security questions and birth dates, and prevent anyone from seeing what pages were visited.

“We are in a time of unpr … Read more

With 2016 finally in the rear view, we look at the biggest numbers of the year.

Also be sure to check out the Top Porn Stars of 2016, the Top Turn-Ons By Country, the most porn-obsessed countries and more in
Part 1 and Part 2 of XHamster's 2016 Year in Review.



For those of you who can’t do math, that’s 205,479 YEARS of porn we watched. GAH!



The UK sees the largest dip of any nation at Christmas Day (36.5%). Brazil, leads the way on New Year’s Day (37%). Of countries that celebrate Christmas, Germany is the least ashamed of polishing one off on Xmas. Traffic drops only 14.4% there. Oh … Read more

Yesterday, we looked at the international traffic trends in 2016, pulled from over 2 BILLION visits to xHamster, and over 1.8 billion hours of porn viewing.

Today, we look at some of the ways that sex and gender influenced what we watched (and searched for) in 2016.

And remember, check back next week for more on 2016: The Year in Porn.



Thirty years in the business, and Nina Hartley knocks Kim Kardashian (#6) out of the Top 5.



Sorry, Ron Jeremy.



He’s only been in the business a few years, but seriously: #ROCCO4EVA



Take that, North Carolina.



San Francisco with fewer women watchi … Read more

While you were all opening gifts, we here at xHamster were coming through the stats, looking at your nearly 2 BILLION visits last year, to try and make sense of 2016.

Over the next few days, we'll be releasing what we found.

To kick it off, we're looking at how different countries worldwide differed in 2016, when it came to porn videos.

Who watched longest? Who had the oddest fetish? Who was secretly obsessed with their immigrants?

And remember, check back tomorrow for more on 2016: The Year in Porn.







And who are the Japanese searching for most frequently? Themselves!

How’s that for … Read more

2016 is almost over with all its ups and downs.

We wanted to share our deepest gratitude to you, our fans and dear friends, for being with xHamster this year.
Thank you for inspiring and challenging us, thank you for all the emails, shares, follows and feedback – you are our biggest value!

Let`s look back together at 2016, a demanding, yet inspiring year for xHamster! … Read more

“We understand that adult content is not for everyone. That’s why, in addition to the subsidy fund, we’re also sending Representative Chumley a porn filter for his own computer"

After a South Carolina legislator announced legislation that would require all computers sold in the state to block adult material, adult site xHamster shot back that it will create a subsidy fund to remove those filters from affected computers.



The proposed ban, put forth by South Carolina state representative Bill Chumley would require anyone purchasing a computer to pay an “opt-out” fee of $20 to have the filter … Read more