Profil

My Ex Says I'm no good in bed. Prove her wrong!!!!!

Don't take me seriously. No sane person would.

I'm here to flirt and play Strip Poker via webcams, audio programs, even text if you're good enough. Not looking to hook up, date, get married or any of that stuff. I'm a Strip Poker guy. It's my kink. Written 30 books about it so far, and it's a lot of fun. Any (legal) age, race, body type, but I prefer older to younger women and no tats. You just need to bring your A game which means flirting, talking sexy, and your sense of adventure.

In vanilla life, I'm into The Grateful Dead, The Dallas Cowboys and the WWE. I'm a PC Gamer with a special liking for RPGs and Bethesda. My gaming rig would blow most away. I'm a Disney nut. My favorite movies are "in Search of the Castaways" and "Beauty and The Beast."

I spent my twentieth birthday with my new wife at the time, my thirtieth single at an exclusive private screening of a Disney movie before it was released publicly, my fortieth in a homeless shelter, my fiftieth in Disneyland and my sixtieth in my new house.

Now if you can't find something in this profile to chat about, don't contact me. We wouldn't have enough to discuss. And don't ask me if I want to hookup. I DON'T. Soon as you ask for funding, I will block you.