Godfucking/damnit/, Preston. Can't a wasteland hero catch a break here? Do you ever knock?! "Ring ring, Sole Survivor to minutemen HQ. I have a intrusive moronic black man in a hat, pretending to be a soldier from the American Revolutionary War of 1812. Why yes, he's here right now, ruining my goddamn seance of rubbing one out after a hard day of muties and being attacked by every feral creature out there,. Yes send help right away. Cliiiick!." Still funny? "A settlement i. Hurr Durr!
Just goes to show women don't have to be good at sex. Men will just fuck you and be happy. Seriously all women do is sit there and let you do the work. All you need to have is a good personality (sometimes not even that) and a big dick or at least be able to fuck her good. I know because of the last 3 chicks I fucked. Now a real woman is one that rides you until you have an orgasm and all the cum is gone from the last 5 times she made you do it. The day I find that woman is the day I marry her
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