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Personal information

I am:

Male, heterosexual

From:

Arkansas, United States

About me

My avatar is Carl, next door neighbor to Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Like me, he is sarcastic, cynical, and loves porn. My username is a euphemism for the camshaft in a car engine. The vids I like include fat girls, creamy/wet, hairy, and just good candid screwing. I would ask that if you want to post a vid for my fapping pleasure that you should try to get good equipment and pay attention to lighting, as I have seen many a hot video ruined by technical issues. Most importantly, have fun and don't ham it up too much.